When Windows Attack

14 Sep

Let’s be honest. We live in the south, therefore we live for football. We dress ridiculously and have ridiculous mascots and are all very proud of ourselves on Saturdays in the Fall for being so creative with our attire.

I also completely support painting yourself and the use of live animals to rile up a crowd, but poor Spirit, Auburn’s eagle, took a beating this past Saturday in the form of a luxury box window: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgF6UJ5UgUs

So this got me thinking. Why doesn’t Alabama have an elephant? I think it would be a great idea. Paint the elephant with crimson tribal paint and get him all excited and then send him into a stadium packed with screaming fans. I thought logically there MUST be a reason why we do not have a live elephant running around TTown. This is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVaVp12WI0A 

See how pretty the elephant was? They dressed him up and he acted like a drunk sorority girl at Gallettes- running around and sloppily bulldozing his elephant and human friends. Maybe it’s a good call that we avoid live pacaderms at football games. Good call.

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One Response to “When Windows Attack”

  1. Anismandy September 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    Sooo that’s how we’re painting up for the Arkansas game right? rtr

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